Sexual Tyrannosaurus

Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed f*****s around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

Poncho: [holds up his grenade launcher] Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Blain.

Image by schumachergirl1956 via FlickrI know the use of 'f****t' as a slur is reprehensible, but the rest of this quotation is marvellous... I love action movies, even the cheesy ones like Predator. Arnie might be a philanderer and probably a douche-bag in general, but, as a pure muscle action hero delivering ridiculous lines, there isn't anyone better. He beats Stallone and Segal for empty-headed, testosterone-fuelled rampages. If gore and guns suit your interests, pretty much any of his oeuvre will suffice. In fact, I even love Twins and Kindergarten Cop... I think he is hilarious.

Actually there are loads of quotations that should be on t-shirts:

Sergeant Mac Eliot: You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that? 

 

Poncho: You're bleeding, man. You're hit.
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.
Poncho: [Confused] Oh... Okay...
Poncho: [Poncho shoots a bunch of grenades up to the top of the cliff] You got time to duck?

[after knocking a door down]
Dutch: Knock-knock.